slomps:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

(Source: fvming, via slomps)


fvming:

it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

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slomps:

Imagine being given a book with a photo of every person you’d ever met

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fvming:

"You don’t have many followers"

Jesus only had 12

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zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

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People come and go. Some are cigarette breaks, others are forest fires.
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